Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the


nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on

the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared the

final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding

his "You-Know- What" in his hand.

"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!"

Awww geez..I thought you put up a pic of yourself Tracy..

Og yeah, granny, right?? ha ha

Aren't you in enough trouble in your OWN thread?

x2 dude your are in a **** load of trouble in your own thread and if i was you i would be tip toeing around the fourms for a while

I am only 40 and I act like I am 18 so I am no granny!!! There is nothing granny-like about me!

You drive a Granny Prix, right???

Running time!!

I was simply restating the comment MR BOOST made about you yesterday, remeber??

I know I am in trouble, but for some reason I like it.

You ain't too big to spank!! None of you!!!

I still have the SSEi that kicks *** all the time. My gp is the daily driver. Don't make me have to tell on you.