I was just returning from my garage to the house and I heard some noises from half a block away on a major street:
Fart can and a DINKY turbo lighting up with little tire squeaks at ALMOST the same time.
Ricey motors winding up to high rpm'*...........
SCRAPING AND CRUNCHING.
I'd go out there, but I'm wearing shorts, just got out of a hot shower, and it'* COLD outside.
Someone lost control of his ricebox and did a little rubbin'.