A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on
a flight across the country. After the plane was
airborne, drink orders were taken. The hillbilly
asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and
placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he
would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd
rather be savagely rap~ed by brazen who~res than let
liquor touch these lips."
The hillbilly then handed his drink back to the
flight attendant and said, "Crap, me too. I didn't
know we had a choice!"