A guy suspected his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective...the cheapest one he could find.
This is his report:
Most honorable Sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave the house . I follow. He and she go hotel . I climb tree. I look window. I see he kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play whit she. She play wit he . I play with me . I fall off tree. I no see.
So no fee