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Old 03-23-2010, 08:05 PM
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‎​A guy suspected his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective...the cheapest one he could find.

This is his report:

Most honorable Sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave the house . I follow. He and she go hotel . I climb tree. I look window. I see he kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play whit she. She play wit he . I play with me . I fall off tree. I no see.
So no fee
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Old 03-23-2010, 08:06 PM
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hahahahahaha nice one Sam!!!!
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Bahahahahaha good one Sam
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OMFG that is too funny.
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Wow that was a full belling giggling shake, while I read that one Samz!!

Thanks for joke!
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hhahahah
welcome guys..
gave me a good lool at work thought id share lol
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Nicely played Sam! Dat der is sum phuny chit....
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Nice one, not quite what I was expecting :P.
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well we all would have expected alot more if buddy didnt fall off tree :P
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Originally Posted by SAMzGXP
well we all would have expected alot more if buddy didnt fall off tree :P
That might start to fall under YLD content
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