Little 5 year old Eli really loved chap stick. LOVED it. He kept asking to use his Mom'* Chap Stick and then would lose it. Finally one day She showed him where in the bathroom she kept the chap stick and explained he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in the drawer after he finished.
One Morning She was looking for Eli. She searched everywhere and finally went into the bathroom. There was Eli. He was applying Her chap stick very carefully to Jack the cat'* rear end. Eli looked right into her eyes and said "chapped.."