Dude! That(Those) bird(*) is (are) pretty clever!
There was a bird on my street the other day that would not get out of my way. I stoppped for him like a foot away (he was in the middle of the road) and it just stared at me.
Creeped forward... kept staring...
Honked.. aha he jumped!, bah then sat back down
So i gave up trying and lined up the truck so i would drive OVER him without incident if he didnt move. I proceeded to do so and he flew out once i was over him... then assulted my truck at the next stop sign
I was cleaning bird crap off the rest of the day... I think he had a posse.