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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter: "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says:
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting right next to me is blonde and a professional
weight-lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second .... shakes his head ... and mutters: "Not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times, no."
i searched and i hope its not a repost.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter: "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says:
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting right next to me is blonde and a professional
weight-lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second .... shakes his head ... and mutters: "Not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times, no."
i searched and i hope its not a repost.
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