"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, The Swiss hold the America'* Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."
"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There'* a support group for that. It'* called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
"The problem with the designated driver program, it'* not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children"
"I really enjoy traveling to overseas countries a lot....like Canada!"
And people are actually interested in these peoples' politics???
1998 SE Midnight Blue Pearl
Gutted airbox, FRAM AirHog, removed MAF Screen, eBay clear corners, extended brake lights
I'm so much cooler online