I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in shopping mall
parking lots. Two good looking young women come to your car as you are
parking. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other
comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall
out of her blouse. While you're distracted, the other one lets herself
in the backseat and then they both start begging you for a ride home.

Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will
take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs
over the seat and unzips your pants. This is when they steal your
wallet. I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but
I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.

I guess what they say is true, There'* a sucker born every minute (or day)

they got you too, huh. its a sad, sad, day.

MOS95, have you ever been a guest on Jerry Springer?

Believe it or not, not even a spectator. Hate that show.

****, I'll throw all of my money at them for that kind of action. :P

The sad part is that this is the clean version of this joke.

Well, it is a family show.....

Did this really happen?