I really dislike interrupting fine chats like this, but I need to mention I am concerned by the lack of people seeing that my name really is tattooed on her butt, and that she actually has that picture of me screaming in a jumpsuit. So, how many people have done this to their friends already?
I really should have recorded the phone conversation. It would have been funnier. I really should have just typed in some random person'* name from the phone book. Yes, I'd never know, but it'* just so priceless!