A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

nice burn!!

hehe. Hope she had some aloe vera, she got burned bad.

Good burn.

Nice!!! that gave me a good laugh

now thats funny right there i dont care who you care

totally didn't expect that, lol

woahh! i'd be like @$$hole! lol