Was eating through some pistachios when I came upon one darker than the rest. Not being discriminatory, I cracked it open started munching. Then to my most displeasure, the most horrible, sour, filthy taste filled my mouth.
Was it a bug? Mutant pistachio? Who knows. Just stay away from the brown ones.
This was last week. Just got up the courage to start eating them again and wouldn't you know it, found another. Looked just slightly darker than the rest, but tasted just as fowl as last weeks horror. Needless to say, I've got mouthwash in right now and the bag is in the trash. I think I'm done for life.
So did I get a bad bag or what? Went through a bag at my parents, that'* why they got me my own. Maybe this is payback for the sour popcorn I mixed in with their Orville Reddenbacher. Had to finally turn myself in when they picked up the phone and started dialing the support number.