A Break-Up Letter
Many people find it difficult to find the correct means to end a relationship. To help those poor souls in their endeavor to free themselves of the bonds of dating, I have put together this do-it-yourself break-up letter.
Simply fill in the blanks, print it off, and send it away to your intended recipient.
Note: If he/she gets incredibly pissed, I am not responsible. Don't blame me for the ****storm you bring down by using a break-up letter you found on the internet.
It is with a heavy heart that I type these lines. Recently, I have noticed that you have grown ____________.
Sometimes you make me feel like ____________ my ____________. But alas, you are simply a ____________.
If it lessens the pain at all, you might be interested to know that I ____________your ____________.
Often. That'* no lie.
Please try to remember the good times. Don't dwell on ____________.
I will always cherish the way you would ____________my ____________ever so lovingly.
But that time is past. Now you must move on and ____________your ____________for the future.
P.*. Please don't forget to ____________
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