Can you answer "yes" or "maybe"
to any of these questions?
Have you ever…
* had frequent nosebleeds or pain in the joints for no medically-explainable reason?
* sensed that you were being watched, or had a waking vision that made you wonder whether you might have been visited by aliens?
* had a bad dream that sent shivers down your spine, paralyzed you, rattled your bed like in the movie The Exorcist, prevented you from screaming for help, and floated you out the window to a waiting spaceship?
* seen a being with huge, dark, watery-looking, almond-shaped eyes and wrinkled, gray skin? Was it wearing a skin-tight metallic body suit that lit up? Did its huge head seem out of proportion to its frail body? Were there three digits for fingers — like ET . . . only not as cute
hum, I can only say yes to one so I guess that means I'm home free