Clinton and The Titanic
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Clinton and The Titanic
Kinda about old news, but I got some chuckles...
Clinton'* Book and The Titanic Book have alot of similarities.
Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton:.... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:.... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:.... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:.... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe..
Clinton:.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:.... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose'* dress gets ruined..
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit..
Clinton :.... Let'* not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica' * forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :.....Monica.. ooh, let'* not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing***
Clinton'* Book and The Titanic Book have alot of similarities.
Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton:.... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:.... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:.... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:.... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe..
Clinton:.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:.... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose'* dress gets ruined..
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit..
Clinton :.... Let'* not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica' * forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :.....Monica.. ooh, let'* not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing***
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