A Blonde's Year in Review
12-26-2006, 09:56 AM
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A Blonde'* Year in Review
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...
Hellloooo!!!... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March Got really excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...
Box said "2-4 years!"
April Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!!
May Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions...
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August Got locked out of my car in rain storm...
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September The capital of California is "C"... isn't it???
October Hate M &M'*... they are so hard to peel.
November Baked turkey for 4½ days... instructions said
1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December Couldn't call 911... "duh"... there'* no "eleven" button
on the stupid phone!!
What a year!!!
February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...
Hellloooo!!!... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March Got really excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...
Box said "2-4 years!"
April Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!!
May Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions...
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August Got locked out of my car in rain storm...
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September The capital of California is "C"... isn't it???
October Hate M &M'*... they are so hard to peel.
November Baked turkey for 4½ days... instructions said
1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December Couldn't call 911... "duh"... there'* no "eleven" button
on the stupid phone!!
What a year!!!
I would NEVER ground Jim.
........I knew Blondes were easy too. 
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