We think we have heard them all, and please dont just fill the thread with copy/paste lists we have heard over and over. We need fresh. I read one tonight that made me chuckle.
A blonde walks into work, and both of her ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
She says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and ****! I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
She replies, "Well, geez, I had to call the doctor!"