Here'* my first crack at posting some jokes, hope y'all like 'em
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a
(You have to hollow out the head.)
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
(It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon.)
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
(To see what was on the other side.)
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
(The cow stepped on her.)
How did the blonde burn her nose?
(Bobbing for French fries.)
Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?
What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde'* ear?
Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
(Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.)
Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?
(She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.)
Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light
(She needed them for the darkroom she was building.)
Why are Asians so smart?
What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?
(You get to park in the Handicapped Zone)
A BETTER BLONDE JOKE
A group of blondes in a class at Texas A&M University were given the
assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went out to the
flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they fell off the ladders,
dropped the tape measures and pencils -- the whole thing was just a
mess. An engineering student comes along and sees what they're trying
to do. He walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it
flat, measures it from end to end, and then gives the measurement to
one of the blondes and walks away. After the engineer had gone, one
blonde turned to another and laughed: "Isn't that just like a dumb
engineer? We're looking for the height and he gives us the length!"
Did ya enjoy?
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