There was a German, an American and a Blonde on death row. The Warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1) to be shot,
2) to be hung,
3) to be injected with the AIDS virus.
The German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom...He was dead instantly).
The American said, "Just hang me."
(Snap...He was dead).
The Blonde said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff".
They gave him his first shot and he fell down laughing, the guards looked at each other and The
Blonde said "give me another one of those shots" , so the guards did, now he was laughing so hard he almost peed in his pants. Finally the Warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"
The Blonde replied, "You guys are so stupid. I'm wearing a condom!"