Two men wearing pilot'* uniforms walk up the airplane aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of sign that this is just a practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, when the people in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. Just as it begins to look as if the pland will plow straight into the water, panic scrams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passenger relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat to their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days they're gonna scream to loud and we're all gonna die!"
1993 SLE, Met. Purple Pearl, grey leather, silver crosslaces, silver pinstripes, skull on trunk, Pioneer DEH-17 h/u, SLE badges, red painted arrowhead, silver painted grill