The Birds and the Bees
The Birds and the Bees.
A little boy asks his father "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room at Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've got male!"
Dark Teal Metallic (CAI, 180* T-Stat, Dual Climate Control, Tinted Windows, Silver Grill Inserts, Headlight Blackouts)
Also have: 1992 SSEi(CAI, Xenon Glow Headlights, Cyberwhite Navigator Fogs)
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Stop starin at my thingy!