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Old 11-15-2006, 01:33 PM
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Default Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

01. Talk about a huge breast!

02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

03. It'* Cool Whip time!

04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

05. That'* one terrific spread!

06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

07. Are you ready for seconds yet?

08. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it'* ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That'* the biggest one I've ever seen!
Old 11-15-2006, 01:35 PM
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repost

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ive seen it some where before

still hilarious better jokes than mos at the moment :P
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Originally Posted by wakefieldl
still hilarious better jokes than mos at the moment :P
LOL. Ouch!
Old 11-15-2006, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by wakefieldl
repost

or

ive seen it some where before

still hilarious better jokes than mos at the moment :P
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im sorry



i cant quit laghing
im sorry mos
*i cant see what i am typing cause i am laughing so hard i am crying*
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#3 & #7 are great to hear any time
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Very Good! LMAO :
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haha, that felt naughty even reading it!
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You're all sickos, with perverted minds and you're all going to HECK!










See you there!
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Originally Posted by lash
You're all sickos, with perverted minds and you're all going to HECK!










See you there!
I've got the cool whip


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