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Old 12-03-2004, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by LakevilleSSEi
Ok here it goes:

So . . . when you gonna let me up in them guts?

So I may not be the cutest guy in the bar, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I have more beer at my place? (Definantly has worked in the past!!! lol)

Hey, I'm in the mood, how about you??? (I know I'm gonna get flamed for this one, but since when do women need a line more advanced than?) hehe

I know I'm probably gonna get spanked for saying this, but ...

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

So, for breakfast tomorrow morning, do I call you on the phone or poke your ribs with my elbow?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?
I've seen a lot of these on the net.....But they're funny ones. Enjoy.
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Old 12-03-2004, 11:36 AM
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I get to say it again.....


BOYS .......
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:01 PM
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I have bad luck with women. I dont use lines and still get rejected.
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by ssesc93
I have bad luck with women. I dont use lines and still get rejected.
Not using lines is probably working for you, though, if anything. Usually lines just make me roll my eyes, laugh and walk away. The best lines are the ones that make you wonder if they were really lines at all.
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Old 12-03-2004, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by LakevilleSSEi
Ok here it goes:

So . . . when you gonna let me up in them guts?

So I may not be the cutest guy in the bar, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I have more beer at my place? (Definantly has worked in the past!!! lol)

Hey, I'm in the mood, how about you??? (I know I'm gonna get flamed for this one, but since when do women need a line more advanced than?) hehe

I know I'm probably gonna get spanked for saying this, but ...

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

So, for breakfast tomorrow morning, do I call you on the phone or poke your ribs with my elbow?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?
I've seen a lot of these on the net.....But they're funny ones. Enjoy.
So we know that these won't work on her.....I think it'* a "her" right?? I don't remember.
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Old 12-03-2004, 06:54 PM
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Man, you guys are getting pretty PG-13 in here! I'm not completely sure, but I think girls don't really like lines that are designed to get them into bed. What might make you happy, on the other hand, is to find a woman and hold off on touchy-feely until you're married. Not only does it signify that you're willing to be committed, but she'll know for sure you respect her! Still, for the pure sake of comedy those lines are good for a chuckle. I just don't want to know the knucklehead that actually USES them....... lol.
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I am a pimp at school [yeah, right ].. and I don't use pickup lines.. but I know there is no relation. I just let the girls look at my delicious goodness, and they just come to me .


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Originally Posted by Princess Jeanie
Originally Posted by ssesc93
I have bad luck with women. I dont use lines and still get rejected.
Not using lines is probably working for you, though, if anything. Usually lines just make me roll my eyes, laugh and walk away. The best lines are the ones that make you wonder if they were really lines at all.



Pick up lines, running game on someone or what ever you call it is something I just dont do. Never have and never will. I just think that I cant find anyone on my level. I am at the point now in my life where I am trying to save money and get my business started and finish school. I thought maybe I could just find a female friend just to talk to and have fun with but that doesnt seem to work out. I guess I am boring.
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Originally Posted by LakevilleSSEi
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Originally Posted by LakevilleSSEi
Ok here it goes:

So . . . when you gonna let me up in them guts?

So I may not be the cutest guy in the bar, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I have more beer at my place? (Definantly has worked in the past!!! lol)

Hey, I'm in the mood, how about you??? (I know I'm gonna get flamed for this one, but since when do women need a line more advanced than?) hehe

I know I'm probably gonna get spanked for saying this, but ...

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

So, for breakfast tomorrow morning, do I call you on the phone or poke your ribs with my elbow?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?
I've seen a lot of these on the net.....But they're funny ones. Enjoy.
So we know that these won't work on her.....I think it'* a "her" right?? I don't remember.
Yes, I am a "her" and NO those wouldn't work on me at all.
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Are you good at math? Well how about you plus me, minus our clothes, divide your legs and let'* multiply.
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