So, My sisters' buddy or whatever has a '92 Beretta that hasn't run in a year and somehow I got the detail.
Here'* what I know:
1992 Beretta, 3.1L vin T LHO, auto. 120K.
Battery: Brand New and fully charged.
Fuel: Had 3+ year old half tank, pumped out and has $5 in it now.
Coil secondary is 5.4 across the board, same on spare engine.
I get injector pulses with a test light, I got spark with an inductive timing light. I used the fuel pump to empty the tank and it works fine. It cranks fine. It feels like it'* about to pop, But it just doesn't fire. Verified firing order. Swapped in known good ICM/Coils.
Here'* what the scantool is telling me:
CODES PRESENT: NO
2ND GEAR SW: OFF
3RD GEAR SW: OFF
4TH GEAR SW: ON (no idea why this is)
A/F DESIRED: 8 (as in 8:1? wtf?)
AC CLUTCH: OFF
AC PRES SW: OFF
AC REQUEST: OFF
AIR SW SOL: CONV
BARO("HG): 30.19 (30.33 actual)
BATTERY(V): 12.1 (charging tonight)
CCP DUTY: 0
CCP SOLENOID: OFF
CLNT STRT(*F): 45
CORROSIVTY(V): 5.00 (wtf is this?)
EGR COMMAND: OFF
EGR SOL 1: OFF
EGR SOL 2: OFF
EGR SOL 3: OFF
ENGINE RPM: 0 (300 max)
ESC COUNTER: 0
EST BYPASS: OFF
EXHAUST O2: LEAN
FAN2 REQUESTED: NO
FUEL CUTOFF: NO
FUEL PUMP(V): 0 (9V MAX)
IAC POSITION: 99 (cycles when IAC is first plugged in)
IDLE REQ RPM: 1100
INJ PW(MS): 27 (sometimes as high as 65)
KNOCK RETARD(*): 0
LOOP STATUS: OPEN
MAF(GR/SEC): 0 (there is no MAF on the car or the spare engine)
O2S CROSSCNTS: 0
P/N SWITCH: P/N
PROM ID: 6251
RUN TIME: 00:00
SPARK ADV(*): 0
TCC SOLENOID: OFF
TPS SENSOR: 0.64
I figure I need to check the plugs next. Ohm the spark plug wires. WTF could be wrong with this thing?