Delivery person /Representative has to knock at the front door..
Special Delivery...For Mr. Mike Beer.....
Ok I’m “Mike” -What the heck you got for me?
Well Sir, your neighbors entered you into our give away event, and stated that you love beer Beer, so you are being presented with some beer inside this box !
That’* impossible no one gives away free beer and leaves it on the front Porch!
What the heck is it stale or something?
No Sir, I work for the best beer company in the world and we would only give you the finest product…from “The Budweiser Beer Company”
Holy CRAP !!! And that’* My favorite BEER!!
Ok…All Right... What'* the “Catch” Then….
Only One "Catch" Sir…..
FOR YOU !!