We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party.
We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on,
covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived
and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in
the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in
the house because she always tries to eat the bird.


My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the
cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab,
my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for
the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out
soon,


"He'* just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long,"
I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.
I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I
had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.

But it worked! I hauled her fat *** downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car.

This is only a week old repost.

Thought I smelled repost, just wasnt sure

its still funny second time around though

oh well, I dont read 90% of what is posted in the lounge...sue me :P

my lawyer will contact you

well after lawer fees you probably wont even get enough to fill your gas tank....good luck.

Don't forget my cut...

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:31 am Post subject: PUT THE CAT OUT

and, might I add....