Just got home from Wal-Mart to get some misc stuff. I picked up some for sale signs for my 95 when I park it outside. The cashier was a 28-30yr old guy.
Him: Are you selling something?
Me: Ya...? (I'm thinking, no **** sherlock!)
Him: What are you selling?
Me: A car
Him: What kind of car?
Me: 95 Bonneville
Him: What'* a Bonneville?
Me: A 4-door Pontiac
Me: Want to buy it? (jokingly)
Him: No (straightest face ever)
I wonder what he drives.