This is from my other forum, The funniest thing EVER
So I asked for some iTrader feedback and this is what i got back
I wasn't happy with the quality of the wire. I was out romping through the woods in my H3 with my buddy who was in his Jeep. Unfortunately I ended up getting stuck in the mud. I was really upset about the situation, and noticeably embarrassed since I was bragging to my friend about my Hummer being twice the off road vehicle than his unsightly jeep. Despite me telling my friend Jeeps are for pussies before we ensued on this off road adventure, he was still kind enough to offer pulling me and my Hummer out of the mud with his Jeep. We soon realized neither him or I had rope. I was in a sheer panic of the terrifying thought of being stranded in the middle of nowhere, until it hit me, I had the Stinger HPM 8 gauge wire I had picked up only hours earlier from my mailbox! I immediately thought back of all the great reviews I had heard about this wire. Everyone has said it'* very high quality, including you. With high quality in mind, I was sure this Stinger wire would prove to be an optimal tow rope. I removed the wire from the package, and proceeded to tie it up between the 2 vehicles. As soon as my friend saw the wire I was using, he first looked at me as if I was ****ing retarded, and began to tell me that wire would not work as a tow rope. I ensured him that the Stinger HPM 8 gauge wire is very high quality, and would provide equal or more strength than any traditional tow rope. Once I finished connecting the 2 vehicles together I alerted my friend to slowly pull forward to pull the slack out of the wire. I began to walk back to my truck and heard a loud snap immediately followed by an intense stinging sensation on my ***. I jumped around yelling in pain, while my friend pointed and laughed at me. Once the pain had slightly subsided I realized the loud snap I heard was the wire breaking and the stinging sensation was a result of wire whipping me in the *** after it broke. I was demoralized by the wire breaking after I ensured my friend it would work. I got in his truck to go back to my house and find some kind of rope or wire that would work better than the Stinger wire that I thought was of high quality. He continued to laugh at me and make fun of me on our way back, likely because I could barely sit down due to being lassoed in the *** by the Stinger wire I bought from you. I was so infuriated by my friends laughter at my expense, I told him to **** off and leave as soon as we arrived at my house.
As soon as I got home I went to the bathroom for examination of *** injury. My girlfriend had asked what I was doing. I told her I got whipped in the ***. Before I got a chance to explain any further she went ballistic, blurting out a few unkind phrases, and stormed out of the house. I didn't know why she reacted this why until I realized she had mistaken my *** whipping as being an unfaithful act. She once caught me masturbating while watching a bondage style pornography clip of a man being whipped by a woman. Additionally, she was a bit disturbed when I once insisted she bind me to the bed post, gag me, and whip me as if I were her sexual slave. I now realize she is not one who will partake in my admittedly bizarre sexual fantasies, but certainly not a reason for me to leave her or cheat on her. About an hour after she left I received I text from her telling me how I'm a "sick ****" and that she'll never talk to me again because I was cheating on her with nasty ****** who likes to whip me in the ***. I replied to her with an explanation of what had really happened. She replied to me and said I'm either a sick **** for my *&M style cheating, or a dumb **** for trying to use speaker wire as a tow rope, and she doesn't want to be with a sick **** or a dumb ****.
So to answer your question, no, I will not be leaving you positive feedback for this wire. It has ruined my life. I lost my best friend, my truck is still stuck in the mud, and my girlfriend broke up with me....all because of that damn wire I bought from you. I really hope other members who bought the wire from you had better experiences with it than I did.
LOL it was a joke but he did send that to me
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