I had to get up the guts to end a reasonably lonstanding (for me) relationship, and my friend Mike was lending me some moral support in the form of BAD ONE LINERS!!!
Mike: he'* bad news, like an elephant loose on 5th avenue
Mike: he'* the black fry from mcdonalds, you always wonder if it'll taste better this time
Mike: he'* the unmarked container in the fridge that never molds but always tasted bad, but you couldn't throw away because you just wanted to know what the hell it was
Anyone else got some additional ones???