So here I am at work going through my inter-office mail, when I come across a large evelope marked Human Resources. Hmm, wondering what it was since no one else got a similar envelope and I never get something from HR. Open it up pull out the papers and there staring right back at me is piece of paper with "Notice of Temination" written at the top.
My heart stopped and nearly fell sideways out of my chair. Now I thought "Why didnt I get a visit first? This is something told to your face around here." So I call up the HR lady and she tells me that I'm not getting fired. PHEW! Turns out one of the engineer dorks got his hands on a Termination Notice and thought it would be a funny joke to use on someone.
His Mustang convertible is going to get filled with packing peanuts later this summer.