For Haro: Things You Should Know About Cats
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For Haro: Things You Should Know About Cats
Just figured I'd help you out, since you just got a cat
-Cats have the simplest of taste - only the best will suffice.
-Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
-Cats are living proof that eating and sleeping all day isn't all bad.
-Cats teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
-Traits we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats.
-Cats know all the sunny places.
-An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
-A cat'* favorite game is: "Hah! Made you look!"
-A cat'* worst enemy is a closed door.
-Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
-Cats aren't as dignified as people say they are. (Ever watched a cat clean its privates?)
-Cats are good for dusting high places.
-Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats.
-You don't own your cat. The cat owns you. And the cat owns the house. You just pay the mortgage.
-Cats have their own lives; get on with yours.
-Someone once said: "He who doesn't like cats doesn't like pets smarter than he."
-Cats have the simplest of taste - only the best will suffice.
-Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
-Cats are living proof that eating and sleeping all day isn't all bad.
-Cats teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
-Traits we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats.
-Cats know all the sunny places.
-An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
-A cat'* favorite game is: "Hah! Made you look!"
-A cat'* worst enemy is a closed door.
-Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
-Cats aren't as dignified as people say they are. (Ever watched a cat clean its privates?)
-Cats are good for dusting high places.
-Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats.
-You don't own your cat. The cat owns you. And the cat owns the house. You just pay the mortgage.
-Cats have their own lives; get on with yours.
-Someone once said: "He who doesn't like cats doesn't like pets smarter than he."
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I know for fact that cats don't like lemon juice. I didn't do it but a friend of mine did (he thought he was being funny until I punched him).
I've had some pretty cool cats! One even trained itself to pee in the toilet. I couldn't believe it.
I've had some pretty cool cats! One even trained itself to pee in the toilet. I couldn't believe it.
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
I know for fact that cats don't like lemon juice. I didn't do it but a friend of mine did (he thought he was being funny until I punched him).
I've had some pretty cool cats! One even trained itself to pee in the toilet. I couldn't believe it.
I've had some pretty cool cats! One even trained itself to pee in the toilet. I couldn't believe it.
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
I know for fact that cats don't like lemon juice. I didn't do it but a friend of mine did (he thought he was being funny until I punched him).
I've had some pretty cool cats! One even trained itself to pee in the toilet. I couldn't believe it.
I've had some pretty cool cats! One even trained itself to pee in the toilet. I couldn't believe it.
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Once you take in a stray, your DOOMED!! They are trash pickers, even if you feed them daily, they also crap anywhere they want....sometimes in the catbox, mostly in the tub and once in a while on the floor.