arrr ill tell ye how i got me eyepatch. but first ill tell ye how i got me hook fer a hand.
ye see, i was asea and fishin for me mateys some grub. i got me a real biggun, but was a meat-eater twas. aye so when she saw me hand pullin her up outta her water, she got mad sumthin fierce and bit me hand off.
as fer me eyepatch. . . well ye see, i was asea and fishin for me mateys some grub. saw me a shadow comin up around me boat and i looked at the big blue. happens that shadow was a big ol bird what shat in me eye. not too bad, but ye see. . . twas my first day with me hook fer a hand . . .