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I don't know of any sites, but I do know a few.
If you are a family member or friend looking to borrow money, a telemarketer, or anyone else needing money, I'm broke. If you are a hot chick, I'm rich.
This is not an answering machine(or whatever), this is a telepathic thought recording machine. Please think really hard about your name and number, and I'll think about getting back to you.
If you are a family member or friend looking to borrow money, a telemarketer, or anyone else needing money, I'm broke. If you are a hot chick, I'm rich.
This is not an answering machine(or whatever), this is a telepathic thought recording machine. Please think really hard about your name and number, and I'll think about getting back to you.
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I don't know of any sites but I have a couple I use on my answering machine.
One has Breaking the Law by Judas Priest playing in the background and I say "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used to determine whether I call you back or not" I got a wrong number call from some old lady and she told off my answering machine. I thought that was too funny.
I also like the "Hello, Oh hi, by the way, I'm not available right now" Most of my friends cussed me out cuz they talked to the greeting thinking I had answered.
I found a disconnected number and taped the recorded operator until after it said "The number you have called ***-**** - and then recorded that and then put in my number and said is not available. I had many people think my phone got disconnected.
And last but not least- my poem:
You called my house, you rang my phone. If you haven't guessed- I'm not home. Don't hang up now, you're almost through. Leave your name and number I'll get back to you.
One has Breaking the Law by Judas Priest playing in the background and I say "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used to determine whether I call you back or not" I got a wrong number call from some old lady and she told off my answering machine. I thought that was too funny.
I also like the "Hello, Oh hi, by the way, I'm not available right now" Most of my friends cussed me out cuz they talked to the greeting thinking I had answered.
I found a disconnected number and taped the recorded operator until after it said "The number you have called ***-**** - and then recorded that and then put in my number and said is not available. I had many people think my phone got disconnected.
And last but not least- my poem:
You called my house, you rang my phone. If you haven't guessed- I'm not home. Don't hang up now, you're almost through. Leave your name and number I'll get back to you.
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Messages you have to record yourself (text scripts):
http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_answer..._messages.html
http://www.zeltser.com/humor/answ.machines.html
http://www.phonelosers.org/answering_machines/
Wav files:
http://www.ilovewavs.com/comedy/AnsMach/AnsMach.htm
http://www.angelfire.com/bc3/wav/machine.html (Angelfire popups)
http://www.sillyhumor.com/answer.html
http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_answer..._messages.html
http://www.zeltser.com/humor/answ.machines.html
http://www.phonelosers.org/answering_machines/
Wav files:
http://www.ilovewavs.com/comedy/AnsMach/AnsMach.htm
http://www.angelfire.com/bc3/wav/machine.html (Angelfire popups)
http://www.sillyhumor.com/answer.html
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mine is a line from anchorman and my roommates is a line from along came polly. do sumthing like that.
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