Hahah funny.... NOT.
FYI, I have a Mac IIsi that has been running it'* ORIGINAL operating system from 1992, and was ran on the internet from 1996-2000, and never had a problem with it. I was actually a huge mac nut at one time, but I went to windows, and grew to hate it, which is why I am going back to mac.
The IIsi computer is put away in my closet, and has never let me down, everytime I pull it out, it loads right up with no problems. In all honesty, my 5 windows computers that I have had have let me down more that that single mac did.