Words Women Use
01-24-2007, 09:50 AM
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Words Women Use
FINE:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.
Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer
back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
That'* Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That'* okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
Whatever:
Is a women'* way of saying **** YOU!
Don't worry about it, I got it:
After asking you to do this several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what'* wrong", for the woman'* response refer to # 3.
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid
if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to
give them a good laugh, cause they know its true
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.
Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer
back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
That'* Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That'* okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
Whatever:
Is a women'* way of saying **** YOU!
Don't worry about it, I got it:
After asking you to do this several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what'* wrong", for the woman'* response refer to # 3.
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid
if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to
give them a good laugh, cause they know its true
You are great and don't think otherwise. If not I would have never spent the whole night talking with you 
C'mon, spill your guts.....
