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Old 08-31-2006, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by GXP Venom
roflmao!!!!

reminds me of this one


Believe it or not...this is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.

US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Old 08-31-2006, 12:56 AM
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Venom! I was lookin for that all day so I could post it!
Old 08-31-2006, 02:52 AM
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Good one Venom
Old 08-31-2006, 12:57 PM
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That is a much better joke!
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