It should be legal to beat dumass co-workers. I'd get plenty of exercise and much less stress...

You need to get them motivated. An attitude adjustment?

I want the job Bill Engvall talks about. Walking around with the skinny end of a fisshing pole. The real flexible part. Then, anytime someone does something stupid, THWACK right across the back of the neck. Then, when people see the welts, they'll remind them "Did something stupid, didn't you? Bet you don't do that again!"

Ah, well, an hour and a half and my weekend starts. Maybe if I hide under my desk I won't have to kill anyone...

Happy weekend john!