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Old 11-19-2006, 12:36 AM
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Two men wearing pilot'* uniforms walk up the airplane aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of sign that this is just a practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, when the people in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. Just as it begins to look as if the pland will plow straight into the water, panic scrams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passenger relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat to their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days they're gonna scream to loud and we're all gonna die!"
Old 11-19-2006, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by ga93sle
"You know, Bob, one of these days they're gonna scream to loud and we're all gonna die!"
"You know, Bob, one of these days they're gonna scream to LATE and we're all gonna die!"

Took me a minute to figure it out.
Old 11-19-2006, 08:06 AM
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Default Re: blind pilots

Originally Posted by Paul
Originally Posted by ga93sle
"You know, Bob, one of these days they're gonna scream to loud and we're all gonna die!"
"You know, Bob, one of these days they're gonna scream to LATE and we're all gonna die!"

Took me a minute to figure it out.
Haha, thanks Paul, I really was stumped on that one personally. Took a real mind to figure it out! :P
Old 11-19-2006, 08:32 AM
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Whew....I thought I was the only one who didnt get that! But I had to much pride to admit it.
Old 11-19-2006, 08:46 AM
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It actually has Two meanings.

!) Scream too late while taking off
2) Scream too loud while flying closer to other objects


the louder they scream the closer they are to something. LOL
Old 11-19-2006, 09:54 AM
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lol, sry, it was late.
Old 11-19-2006, 11:06 AM
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I'm glad it wasn't just me. While Scott and I were pm'ing I asked him if he got that joke. LOL I told him it I didn't get it because either I was too tired or partly blonde
Old 11-19-2006, 11:08 AM
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chris, you are typing all your jokes?



Old 11-19-2006, 11:40 AM
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I don't get them off the internet, or my computer.
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Originally Posted by ga93sle
I don't get them off the internet, or my computer.
search then

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...uniforms+walk+


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