Chicken Sandwiches
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Chicken Sandwiches
Chicken Sandwiches
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered
that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
noticed that her sandwich! wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little
feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That'* right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.
He said to the little girl! , "I ha ve to stop eating chicken
sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my ! , it'* too late for you! You've already got the
neck and the gizzards!!!
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered
that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
noticed that her sandwich! wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little
feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That'* right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.
He said to the little girl! , "I ha ve to stop eating chicken
sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my ! , it'* too late for you! You've already got the
neck and the gizzards!!!
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
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Tracey,go back to work!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Yes folks..it'* true..
Tracy flirts with everyone..
Tracy flirts with everyone..
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Yes folks..it'* true..
Tracy flirts with everyone..
Tracy flirts with everyone..