3 ducks in a park.
I once ran into 3 ducks in a park...
"Say, what'* your name?" I asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How'* your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh. That'* nice," I said. Then turned to the second duck, "Hi,
and what'* your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how'* your day been, Dewey?" I asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
I then turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.
"My name is Puddles."