Okay, you got me on that one.

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With all the threads you own you can sew you a sweater or something. haha

Uber-chics collect shoes, I collect sweaters

so therefore you are an uber-dude

Yes, but only by night, by day I am a mild mannered reporter for a major daily newspaper

kidding, I design buildings

I was enjoying the reporter going into the phonebooth and exiting in a leotard with a big * on your chest. In your case it could stand for Superstud

I guess designing buildings is really cool also. I like carpenters too, It amazes me how they take a bunch of lumber, etc and make really beautiful houses/buildings.

I was always amazed by buildings so it was a good fit for me, the Superstud, that may overshoot the mark tho...hahaha

<---Average Joe :P

hmm...very interesting....

dunno what I would be, well I have an idea, but that'* just my own perception...

okay if that'* your final answer. It was a nice daydream while it lasted.