How to save the airlines.........
>>
>> Dump the male flight attendants. No one
> wanted them in the first
>>place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking
>>strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and
>>haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what'* the
>>loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
>>"party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
>>
>> And, of course, every businessman in
> this country would start
>>flying again, hoping to see naked women.
>>
>> Because of the tips, female flight
>>attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell,
>>I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for
>>working and have them kick back 20% of the tips.
>>
>> Muslims would be afraid to get on the
> planes for fear of seeing
>>naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the
>>airline industry would see record revenues.
>>This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden
>
>>opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
>>
>> Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
>>Why do I still have to do everything myself?
>>
>> Sincerely,
>> Bill Clinton