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02-11-2006, 12:29 AM
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X-RATED RIDDLES
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a
hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What'* a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff
in your new car.
Q. What'* the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What'* the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What'* the difference between a G-Spot and a golf
ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X'* on the back of the sheep that
kick.
Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it'* worth it.
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and
"aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q: What'* the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It'* not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What'* the difference between a girlfriend and a
wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What'* the difference between a boyfriend and a
husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird
of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the
morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a
hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What'* a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff
in your new car.
Q. What'* the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What'* the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What'* the difference between a G-Spot and a golf
ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X'* on the back of the sheep that
kick.
Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it'* worth it.
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and
"aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q: What'* the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It'* not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What'* the difference between a girlfriend and a
wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What'* the difference between a boyfriend and a
husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird
of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the
morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.
02-11-2006, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Gumball
Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and
"aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
"aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
i'm not going to say anything.
02-12-2006, 11:33 AM
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Why do Scotish men wear kilts?
Because the sheep run when they hear a zipper.
Why is it harder to deal with a ***** then an *******?
A ***** takes two fingers, an ******* only needs one
What'* the differrence between a ***** and an *******?
2 or 3 inches
Because the sheep run when they hear a zipper.
Why is it harder to deal with a ***** then an *******?
A ***** takes two fingers, an ******* only needs one
What'* the differrence between a ***** and an *******?
2 or 3 inches
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