Gertrude, Maude & Tillie
10-16-2006, 12:54 PM
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Gertrude, Maude & Tillie
GERTRUDE, MAUDE & TILLIE
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then, Maude also had a stroke.
But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then, Maude also had a stroke.
But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
10-16-2006, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by dbeast420
We know where her mind is today
Maybe because it'* Monday
10-16-2006, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by dbeast420
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by dbeast420
We know where her mind is today
Maybe because it'* Monday
I'm taking Thursday & Friday off. I'm going to try to go the junkyard Thursday.
10-16-2006, 03:28 PM
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Re: Gertrude, Maude & Tillie
Here...lemme fix this up properly...lol
Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Tracy immediately had a stroke.
Then, Nicole also had a stroke.
But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Tracy immediately had a stroke.
Then, Nicole also had a stroke.
But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
10-16-2006, 03:31 PM
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Re: Gertrude, Maude & Tillie
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Here...lemme fix this up properly...lol
Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Tracy immediately had a stroke.
Then, Nicole also had a stroke.
But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Tracy immediately had a stroke.
Then, Nicole also had a stroke.
But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
10-16-2006, 03:35 PM
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Re: Gertrude, Maude & Tillie
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Here...lemme fix this up properly...lol
Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Tracy immediately had a stroke.
Then, Nicole also had a stroke.
But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
Tracy, Nicole and Tracy:
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approaches from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them
and opened his trench coat.
Tracy immediately had a stroke.
Then, Nicole also had a stroke.
But Tracy,couldn't reach that far since she was on the floor after the plastic lawn chair broke.
