15 Whiny Female Songs Never Made
06-02-2006, 10:50 AM
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15 Whiny Female Songs Never Made
1. I hate men, 'cause I don't have one
2. Since you left, it is like having PMS all of the time
3. I'm a stonger woman, since the implants
4. My dog is a better man than you
5. You hurt me so badly -- I think I'll go shopping
6. Let me put my Blahniks up your *** (it'* a type of shoe, guys)
7. My ice cream is my comfort now
8. I put you through law school -- you put me through hell
9. Life hasn't seemed fair since I maxed out my Visa
10. My Shining Knight has turned to rust
11. Why did you cheat, you lying bastard
12. I need a pedicure to help get over you
13. A mosquito bite is more sensitive than you
14. You are the dumbest thing I ever did
15. I want to hit that ***** you're dating now
gimme a second to put on my flame retardant underwear....
2. Since you left, it is like having PMS all of the time
3. I'm a stonger woman, since the implants
4. My dog is a better man than you
5. You hurt me so badly -- I think I'll go shopping
6. Let me put my Blahniks up your *** (it'* a type of shoe, guys)
7. My ice cream is my comfort now
8. I put you through law school -- you put me through hell
9. Life hasn't seemed fair since I maxed out my Visa
10. My Shining Knight has turned to rust
11. Why did you cheat, you lying bastard
12. I need a pedicure to help get over you
13. A mosquito bite is more sensitive than you
14. You are the dumbest thing I ever did
15. I want to hit that ***** you're dating now
gimme a second to put on my flame retardant underwear....
06-02-2006, 11:40 AM
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I will give you #14 but that is about it!
Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys ***. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his ***!!
Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys ***. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his ***!!
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys A$$. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his A$$!!
Oh, ouch, Tracy. You are, in fact, brilliant.
06-02-2006, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Lash...lol
10. My Shining Knight has turned to rust
10. My Shining Knight has turned to rust
Not you, Bill
...you know what I mean...sheesh!
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Originally Posted by Princess Jeanie
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys A$$. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his A$$!!
Oh, ouch, Tracy. You are, in fact, brilliant.
MOS, that was still awesome!
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
I will give you #14 but that is about it!
Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys A$$. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his A$$!!
Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys A$$. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his A$$!!
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Originally Posted by sqela
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
I will give you #14 but that is about it!
Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys A$$. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his A$$!!
Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys A$$. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his A$$!!
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
Originally Posted by sqela
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
I will give you #14 but that is about it!
Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys A$$. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his A$$!!
Oh and btw- Blahnik shoes cost about $500 plus so I doubt any woman in her right mind would waste the investment to stick it in the guys A$$. Now a hot curling iron would be more appropriate way to burn his A$$!!
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