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Old 08-08-2006, 04:21 PM
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... "Honey I am going fishing/golfing/hunting (insert your own) with the guys this weekend"
I thought that this was the best gift I could give her...??? :? :?

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Originally Posted by PontiacMom
... "Honey I am going fishing/golfing/hunting (insert your own) with the guys this weekend"
I thought that this was the best gift I could give her...??? :? :?

Nice try sporto, that dog don't hunt
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Old 08-08-2006, 04:25 PM
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... "Honey I am going fishing/golfing/hunting (insert your own) with the guys this weekend"
I thought that this was the best gift I could give her...??? :? :?

That is only if you take the kids, dog, laundry and all the other stuff with you!!!!!!!!!!!
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Not so good of an idea What about a gift card to a dayspa for a nice massage or a manicure/pedicure. Women love to be pampered occasionally
You know, that'* what I thought too. I bought my wife gift certificates at a nice local spa for her AND a friend, thinking I was being extra nice, ya know. Well, she let them go for a year and they expired. Real special.....

Not on my list to do again.
I did that also but they were tanning visits which,were hinted around for. NEVER USED
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...Any bulk cleaning supplies, "honey, I got you that large box of Tide you have been wanting." "This Windex should last you a while." "I got a good deal on the industrial strength toilet bowl cleaner." All I can say is, be prepared to run...
This is also applicable to feminine hygene items as well. I thought I was real funny once when I picked up a huge case of tampons at Sams Club and yelled across the store to my wife, "Hey Honey, is 'super' the ones you use?".

That'* why I do everything "half-a$$ed" now.
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now would not be a good time to buy her that set of diamond nipple clamps you always wanted to, you know how we like to show off our jewelry and it could get embarrassing at the New Year'* party when she decides to show them off to your buddies.
What'* wrong with this?
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...Any bulk cleaning supplies, "honey, I got you that large box of Tide you have been wanting." "This Windex should last you a while." "I got a good deal on the industrial strength toilet bowl cleaner." All I can say is, be prepared to run...
This is also applicable to feminine hygene items as well. I thought I was real funny once when I picked up a huge case of tampons at Sams Club and yelled across the store to my wife, "Hey Honey, is 'super' the ones you use?".

That'* why I do everything "half-a$$ed" now.
Gee, that was a really smart thing to do. That would be as bad as her screaming "did you want the micro condoms are the small???"
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If your wife/girlfriend says " Honey, you don't have to get me anything for my birthday, your love enough"

I have three words for you "Bull ****" and "Gems"


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...Any bulk cleaning supplies, "honey, I got you that large box of Tide you have been wanting." "This Windex should last you a while." "I got a good deal on the industrial strength toilet bowl cleaner." All I can say is, be prepared to run...
This is also applicable to feminine hygene items as well. I thought I was real funny once when I picked up a huge case of tampons at Sams Club and yelled across the store to my wife, "Hey Honey, is 'super' the ones you use?".

That'* why I do everything "half-a$$ed" now.
Gee, that was a really smart thing to do. That would be as bad as her screaming "did you want the micro condoms are the small???"
...and then following it up with "Oooh, look. A six-pack - lifetime supply!"
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You guys are crazy!!! <shakes head>
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