Originally Posted by MyLittleBlackBird
The perfect way to dump the date you never wanted! Isn't that just useful? I love it!
You wanna dump a date? Try one of these lines (some for men, some for wimmens)
12 Things You Never Hear On A Date
1. Hey hottie! Who'* your fat friend?
2. Stop calling. You are fat and uninteresting.
3. I slept with your mom.
4. Of course you need more shoes, honey.
5. No baby, you're just big boned. Just kidding. You're fat.
6. Your sister is hot. I'm just saying. Seriously. I'd do her.
7. No baby, I love that time of the month.
8. I'm just here for food. I really couldn't care less about you.
9. No seriously. Put your bra back on. I just want to talk. Talk about what interests you.
10. If we are going to hang out, you are going to need to get a lot more attractive.
11. Small? Nah. I think it'* cute.
12. Your male pattern baldness is so sexy!