Originally Posted by Damemorder
Hmm.... "Add power to your worthless Import!" "Power drains from engines into the oil and fluids, so by putting this enriched oil to your POS you may actually leach the power from the oil, and then have some power in your engine!" "I'm starting the bidding at $100 because I ran this oil for a long time to get alot of power into it"
"Buyer pays shipping and $200 Stupid Tax"
I like this ad better
"Do you drive around in your bonneville feeling sorry for yourself, does your engine have that not so fresh feeling, then you need a SUPERCHARGER. No more driving around getting beaten by those damn chevettes and yugos now you too can add power to your car and be almost as great as those SSEi owners, we'll start the bidding at $6000 (its so high cause this very same supercharger was in an SSEi so you also get the extra suave that comes along with the SSEi"
let the flaming begin