Wow....I'm having trouble just keeping up with all of this!...but it'* fun. Just looking at all the different sigs is entertaining. I've gotta say DeathRat has the most interesting selection of emoticons I've ever seen...and I love the little Gromit at the end of smellbird'* sig...and MOS95B'* quote about looking back and laughing nervously. Christine'* avatar is interesting...and of course Jim'* avatar (sorta brings new meaning to the expression "where the sun don't shine"). I suppose I have to work on an avatar and stuff...sorta lost for ideas at the moment...oops...

I was hoping that hammer comment would just go over peoples' heads (Hails! Whatever you do dont' mention my housecleaning habits!) My last apartment was so little that I didn't have anyplace to keep my tools...and I decided that was a good excuse to keep the hammer under my bed in case of intruders because I lived alone on the first floor...I scared the heck out of my neighbor one day when he locked himself out...I was looking for tools to help him jimmy a window...and he was standing there watching me and he said "You keep a hammer UNDER YOUR BED?" ...oops

ROFLMAO...I knew that wouldn't slip by everyone :P ...it'* just too funny. I wish I had seen the look on that guy'* face when he saw the hammer come out from under the edge of your bed.

It does make my point though...you're just as scary as I am...I may be able to shoot someone, but you're ready to bash someone'* head in!

Sorry...couldn't resist.

It sure is fun having you here now (I've been trying to get her to check this site out for many months...good work Jim for figuring out how. ).

You guys are cracking me up. "Drifter the leglord" :?: :?:
btw: love that devil emoticon...that'* riotous

LMAO...you're evil. Now you're mr big-shot administrator so you're going to start messing with sigs :P ...didn't take long for the power to go to your head.

OMG ...ROFLMAO! Well said.

Are you kidding...this side of you is a riot! Keep up the good work adnimistratorman.

Holy...
Hey...this goes back to the thread about our screen names. Didn't Don just say he was thinking about changing his screen name? Hailey just did it for you..."Administratorman"....goes well with that emoticon on one of your previous messages...the one that looks like it comes from a movie with Dolph Lundgren in it...

Be careful though...I've learned from experience that my ideas aren't necessarily good ones.

Anyway...thanks lots for the welcome. I've been coming here for quite a while (because it was so highly recommended), just looking around at different threads all over the forum. It really seems educational and the people here seem to be a lot of fun...so I joined.

As for the warnings about the leghumping...I saw it on some of the other girls threads and was forewarned...plus I'm not feeling particularly leghumped, so that'* cool. The person with the most posts on my intro is Hailey...and I know this might disappoint the guys but she never humps me in person :P

OMG Am ...I nearly fell off my chair ...that was the funniest thing I've heard in a while.