Originally Posted by 1993 SLE
You have spent more money than you want to think about on your 3800
You have driven out of state to go to a 3800 event
You are completely clueless when it comes to any other motor
You have ever referred anyone to Ed
Your Bonneville slays V8'*
You know what an LG3, LN3, L26(???L27???), L32, L36, and an L67 are.
You know the address for Intense by heart.
You consider the air compressor in your Bonneville a track tool.
You use all of your sick time and vacation days to attend 3800 events.
A car that blew two motors still impressed you so much you bought another one.
You have Scott Cook'* cell phone on speed dial.
You have Todd Allen'* cell phone on speed dial.
You can name every INTENSE employee, but only four presidents.
You know what 4T6O, 4T60E, 4T60E-HD, 4T65E, 4T65E-HD, and 4L60E are, and what the names mean.
You know that SLE, SSE, SSEi, and GXP don't actually stand for anything.
You have the torque specs for your MAF sensor on your computer'* desktop.
You own a 34mm socket for your hub nut.
You pray for a last gen GP to suffer an accident, just so you can find a GenV in a junkyard.
You can name every car the 3800 ever came in.
You consider your proximity to INTENSE as a factor in finding an apartement.